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5 Minutes with Buzz Capra and/or Crumbly Jones

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This response came from an email display name of Buzz Capra and an email address of crumblyjones. 
1/What If Sports. How long have you been on the site, and how did you end up here? What is your favorite game here? Favorite team or experience on the site?
          First of all, this site is small potatoes, okay? I am bigger than this site, okay? I am worth billions, I could totally buy this site and shut it down, okay?

2/Sports. What are your favorite teams in the real world? Favorite players and/or sports memories? What drives you crazy about sports or sports culture?
          I don't have favorite teams, teams have favorite people, like me, okay? I could buy any team I want, if I wanted to-what drives me crazy about sports are people who think small-I think greatness, and do great things-I make things great

3/Music. What are the last three things you listened to? All-time three favorite artists? Best show you've seen?
          If I wasn't so busy building my brand into the greatest brand the world has ever seen, I'd have more time for music-I used to listed to the classics when I was child, before I made my first million at 15-Vegas has some very classy shows

4/Aside from sports and music, what are your favorite hobbies, films, books, etc? What might surprise us about your interests?
         My hobbies are making money, and being successful. I am not worth millions, I am worth Billions, okay? America's Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, is totally on my side on this

5/Survival. Where are you from originally, and where are you living now? How do you pay your bills, assuming you do?
         Is this a trick question? I already answered this-I make billions, and am yuuuugggelly successful, okay? I "don't pay bills," my bills pay me, okay?

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